Saturday, November 29, 2008

17 but actin 5

This is a true life story of a young gal....not so young...but acts as such...hehe(those who are suppose to be getting it....faham faham sendiri la)...she always acts weird when she goes out and n one knows why

Our story begins with 4 friends meeting at a mall(i will not tell which mall...but i will give a clue....its the only mall in Puchong.....got it?....that was a good clue...i am good at this)


1st fren of the young lassie:Hey what to eat?

2nd fren:Ermm....I duno la...i anything oso can...but hurry up....I am hungry..i didn't take my breakfast...

Young lassie:I dunno...u all choose(duh....thats what she always says...but when she doesnt like the food...u can c it in her face n that face expression will make ppl sooo uncomfortable....but she will try to bluff us unto saying she likes the food...but its obvious that she is bluffing...its as though a Jewish man saying he loves Hitler...lol)

3rd fren:Let her choose(referring to the young lassie)...she is the fussy one

1st fren:I eat all these fast food very often....so i anything oso can

2nd fren:Me too....i wack every food in this world

3rd fren:Me too

Young lassie:Ermm...i dunno....i don't want McD...everytime oso eat that....

2nd fren:Let's eat something cheap...i want to save money

Young lassie:i dont knoe...u all choose la

In the end...they all decided to walk....and ended up in Wendy's....so they all went to the counter...all of them were looking at the menu....

3rd fren:Teacher said the shrimp burger is nice....i wana try that...

2nd fren:okok...me too

1st fren:I will take the fish burger...just the burger

2nd fren:Hey(referring to the 3rd fren)...lets get 2 shrimp...1 set n 1 just the burger n we share money...

3rd fren:Wokay....U?(referring to the young lassie)

Young Lassie:I want the chicken burger....set

Cashier lady(surprisingly she was friendly): We don't have the chicken...have to wait for 1 hour..

Young Lassie: Ermm...then i dun wan la...

3rd fren:Eat something la....

Young Lassie:Its ok....

Cashier lady:We have 50% off for the #$^$^(sum weidr name....but it is simply known as McFlurry)

Young Lassie:I will have that...

1st fren:You are sick!

Young Lassie:Nevermind!I want it!(like a 5 year old)

2nd fren:Hey i oso want

3rd fren:me too...lets share money and buy(reffering to the 2nd fren)

2nd fren:You want(refering to the 1st fren)

1st fren:Dowan

And the ordering took place and the young lassie went to sit......the 2nd fren approached the young lassie and they were talking

2nd fren:hey...buy n eat something la

Young lassie:I don't want....later i will have popcorn in the cinema

2nd fren:Popcorn is not lunch....u beta eat

Young lassie:I don't want!

2nd fre:If u dun eat now....i am gona shout here

Young lassie:Eh just shut up la.....dun treat me like a 5 year old....

2nd fren:But u r acting like 1...everytime we go out....!!!

1st fren:Later we go McD...u eat k...

Young lassie:I don't want

1st fren:U want nuggets?

Young lassie:Arrr....yea sure

1st fren:sure arr

Young lassie:Yeap


As the 1st fren was walking to the counter

Young lassie:eh wait...i dun wan

1st fren:Why?

Young lassie:I already have the oreo ice cream thingy(d mcflurry shit....lets call it oreo ice cream ok)...ermmm....nvm la buy d nuggets la

1st fren:ok

Young lassie:eh wait.....dun wan

1st fren:(looking pissed)....what?

Young Lassie:NVM la...buy la

2nd fren: U arr....she is gona whack you


Then they all ate n the Young lassie was acting less like a 5 year old and more like a 17 year old
Later....after a nice devour...all the 4 friends went for a walk toward the shops...

3rd fren:eh this bear bear is nice(pointing to a chain)

Young lassie:It is nice rite...i wan buy...shud i buy

1st fren:ur wish

Young lassie:Shud i buy...is it nice....?.....

1st fren:u have to tell

2nd fren:y u wana wear something other ppl like n u dun like

Young lassie:Tell....nice or not....?...which one

3rd fren:ermm....lets go rounding 1st


So they all went rounding rounding....to jusco.....n they were heading back to the chain shop

Young lassie:What do you think?....should I buy a chain that i will not wear....or shud i buy a wallet that i can use?.....

2nd fren:Y wud u want to buy something and not wear?

Young lassie:Dunno...simply la....i can give my sister to wear

2nd fren:I think ur sis has enuf chains n stuff la...if u gona wear then u buy

Young lassie:I don't know...its nice...but i wun wear...Shud i buy a chain that i will not wear or a wallet(asking to the 1st n 3nd fren)

1st n 3rd fren:Ermm...buy wallet la....

So they all went to buy wallet....and the 5 year old was acting quite older...thank god for that.....

N that was it....the story of the perfect little girls(wait thats the powerpuff girls script)...lol....n thats it the story of the 17 year old gal acting as a 5 year old...if you disagree....plz leave a comment....hehe....

1 comment:

  1. This scene hapenned meh?? I totally can't rmb...aiyo I like old gramma d...

    As the 1st fren was walking to the counter

    Young lassie:eh wait...i dun wan

    1st fren:Why?

    Young lassie:I already have the oreo ice cream thingy(d mcflurry shit....lets call it oreo ice cream ok)...ermmm....nvm la buy d nuggets la

    1st fren:ok

    Young lassie:eh wait.....dun wan

    1st fren:(looking pissed)....what?

    Young Lassie:NVM la...buy la

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