What brings to mind when i say gay??

I have a friend...her name is not going to be mentioned in this blog...but i will give u a vry clear cut clue that even my dog can figure ut out who she is....

1)Kiasu

2)The 1st person to reach the sciene lab

3)OCD(obsessive compulsive disorder)

4)Unlady like(according to kok kin)

How's the clue???Figured out..easy aite.....

So...the other day i was having a chat with her...n i called her display pic guy GAY(I alwayz do that...i mean she has a vry bad taste for korean guyzz(thats what they call themselves).they and their cliched hairstyles n talking way..to tell the truth most of the time...i cant even differenciate between the male n female.coz most of them flat kat depan..haaahaha)....so she was like...shut up...i dun care...i dun wan listen to u..go die in the shit la(the word that she learnt from me..haha)...SUDDENLY....................................................................

She got angry and called Pete Wentz GAY!!!!...HOW DARE SHE!!!(i have never had my eyes on gay guys...except Captain Jack Sparrow...who acts gay...but isnt)...is this the face of a gay guy??u judge!!(better agree wif me!!!!)

She is such a lifeless soul...when carol n i planned to go for a movie today....i called her....n asked her if she wanted to come...:

Me:Eh..***** priya here

She:I knoe..what is it?

Me:Carol n i wan go movie,Valkyrie at 2 today....wan go or not

She:Today arr..i dun wan la(like as if she had the queen of england visiting her)..

Me:Eh shut up n come la

She:I dun wan...i am busy(she runs USA..didnt u know?? she is the president..so vry busy....USA(Unknown Sexual Association)..hahahaah)

Me:come la...

She:DUN WAN

Me:Go Die in the shit la...kk...bye...

hahahaha...chee chun n i came up wif conclusion that the only reason she doesnt go out n finds it pleasurable at home is coz she is addicted to porn n watches it daily at home...hahh..(sorry kawan..luv ya 2)......i am not planning to diminish any1....just trying to make the readers of this blog....to laugh.....so no hard feelings k....if u wan kutuk me...just do it...i dun CARE..hahaha

K thanks guys....i wan sign off now...have fun in life k...coz by worrying...who can add another hour to ones life....aint it right??

BTW....i watched this funny movie called The Producers....here is a short clip..these 2 producers(Nathan Lane and Mathew Broderick) wants to produce a broadway play called Springtime for Hitler...so they go to meet its writer(Will Farrell) to ask permision to produce it...so they have to take the oath for Hitler....WATCH its funny..at least for me la

Bye Bye...c ya later......Enjoy(as willy wonka...johnny depp says)